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I was invited out to go drinking with the people from work and I got REALLY REALLY REALLY drunk, to the point where I came home and passed out. I didn't drive, don't worry. But OH GOD I WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN ANY MORE AS LONG AS I LIVE.

Damn you, well-tanned barmaid Britney, who kept setting up the Dos Equis with a lime in the bottle every time I finished, and damn you bossman, who ran the Infinite Tab!

I was so drunk. They had the movie channel on and there was a stupid movie with Catherine Zeta-Jones in it. I was having a drunken conversation with co-worker and happened to glance up at the screen and CZJ was semi-nude lounging about, and apparently I stopped and said, "That is the MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD!" in such a way that it dissolved everyone into paroxysmal laughter. I hesitate to find out what else I said that was equally moronically stupid this Monday.

I HATE YOU DOS EQUIS!

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