Welcome to this encyclical, o ye of the Cosmic Brother-Sisterhood!
Seeing as how there are those who use the Christian Bible to predict the downfall of their enemies and the immorality of those they dislike, especially when it comes to the coming election...
let us, therefore, look into this book and see if there be prophecy in there for those of us who are strange, odd, queer, kinky, and "not-right" concerning this upcoming election.
Today, brothers and sisters, we read from Judges, 4:2-22.
"...and the commander of his army was Sisera.... 3The sons of Israel cried to the LORD; for he had nine hundred iron chariots, and he oppressed the sons of Israel severely for twenty years.
4 Now Deborah, a prophetess, the wife of Lappidoth, was judging Israel at that time. 5 She used to sit under the palm tree of Deborah between Ramah and Bethel in the hill country of Ephraim; and the sons of Israel came up to her for judgment. 6 Now she sent and summoned Barak the son of Abinoam from Kedesh-naphtali, and said to him, “Behold, the LORD, the God of Israel, has commanded, ‘Go and march to Mount Tabor, and take with you ten thousand men from the sons of Naphtali and from the sons of Zebulun. 7 ‘I will draw out to you Sisera, the commander of Jabin’s army, with his chariots and his many troops to the river Kishon, and I will give him into your hand.’” 8 Then Barak said to her, “If you will go with me, then I will go; but if you will not go with me, I will not go.” 9 She said, “I will surely go with you; nevertheless, the honor shall not be yours on the journey that you are about to take, for the LORD will sell Sisera into the hands of a woman.” Then Deborah arose and went with Barak to Kedesh. 10 Barak called Zebulun and Naphtali together to Kedesh, and ten thousand men went up with him; Deborah also went up with him.
11 Now Heber the Kenite had separated himself from the Kenites, from the sons of Hobab the father-in-law of Moses, and had pitched his tent as far away as the oak in Zaanannim, which is near Kedesh.
12 Then they told Sisera that Barak the son of Abinoam had gone up to Mount Tabor. 1 3Sisera called together all his chariots, nine hundred iron chariots, and all the people who were with him, from Harosheth-hagoyim to the river Kishon. 14 Deborah said to Barak, “Arise! For this is the day in which the LORD has given Sisera into your hands; behold, the LORD has gone out before you.” So Barak went down from Mount Tabor with ten thousand men following him.
15 The LORD routed Sisera and all his chariots and all his army with the edge of the sword before Barak; and Sisera alighted from his chariot and fled away on foot.
16 But Barak pursued the chariots and the army as far as Harosheth-hagoyim, and all the army of Sisera fell by the edge of the sword; not even one was left.
17Now Sisera fled away on foot to the tent of Jael, the wife of Heber the Kenite, for there was peace between Jabin the king of Hazor and the house of Heber the Kenite. 18 Jael went out to meet Sisera, and said to him, “Turn aside, my master, turn aside to me! Do not be afraid.” And he turned aside to her into the tent, and she covered him with a rug.
19 He said to her, “Please give me a little water to drink, for I am thirsty.” So she opened a bottle of milk and gave him a drink; then she covered him. 20 He said to her, “Stand in the doorway of the tent, and it shall be if anyone comes and inquires of you, and says, ‘Is there anyone here?’ that you shall say, ‘No.’”
21 But Jael, Heber’s wife, took a tent peg and seized a hammer in her hand, and went secretly to him and drove the peg into his temple, and it went through into the ground; for he was sound asleep and exhausted. So he died.
22And behold, as Barak pursued Sisera, Jael came out to meet him and said to him, “Come, and I will show you the man whom you are seeking.” And he entered with her, and behold Sisera was lying dead with the tent peg in his temple."
Now let us observe, brothers and sisters, that there are those who claim prophecy in scripture.
And if this is so, let us look here, for here we have a BARAK, who led the people against an oppressor who had oppressed the people for 20 years.
And here let us see a PROPHETESS, that is, a WOMAN, who told this Barak that Sisera, the enemy commander, would be given into his hands.
And brothers and most especially sisters, let us witness here that Sisera, the enemy commander, the oppressor and the commander of the forces of evil, with his chariots of iron, was slain by a WOMAN, Jael by name.
Now the meaning of Jael is "ibex," the mountain goat, whose mystic meaning is ASCENSION.
So let us see, sisters and brothers. If we were to read a mystic meaning into these verses, a prophetic meaning, could it be that Woman shall take up arms against her oppressor?
Could we prophesy that Woman is in Ascension, and it is she who will hand the head of the oppressor to the conqueror Barak?
Because if the Right Wing can claim Biblical prophecy for their vanity, then should not the left? And we even used the Old Testament, their favorite part of the Bible!
And thus endeth the sermon for today, O ye of the Cosmic Brother-Sisterhood. Love is the Law, Love under Will. Blessed be!